dadfckr:

my mom uses ellipses at the end of all her texts so naturally i made this shortcut on her phone

dadfckr:

my mom uses ellipses at the end of all her texts so naturally i made this shortcut on her phone

(Source: bailearly, via lulz-time)

tastefullyoffensive:

[channelate] (bonus panel)

tyraniturd:

calculator more like calcuLATER i aint about that math life

(Source: basedgosh, via soupsnakess)

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE HOT WEATHER IFYOU ARE COLD YOU CAN PUT ON MORE AND MORE CLOTHES BUT IF YOU ARE HOT YOU CAN NOT TAKE OFF MANY CLOTHES BEFORE YOU GET ARRESTED YOU JUST HAVE TO REMAIN SWEATY AND HOT

(via soupsnakess)

(via l1ta)

"Be happy for no reason, like a child. If you are happy for a reason, you’re in trouble, because that reason can be taken from you."

— Deepak Chopra (via druidic)

(via t0-dream-0f-paradise)

mishasminions:

THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST ATTRACTIVE PHOTOSET I’VE MADE THUS FAR

theimpossiblecool:

“Never interrupt someone doing something you said couldn’t be done.” 
Amelia Earhart. 

theimpossiblecool:

“Never interrupt someone doing something you said couldn’t be done.” 

Amelia Earhart. 

(via iambloodworth)